Saturday, July 29, 2006

Evil Chicken, Weak French

Here's a causal link between the evil flesh of the chicken and the weakness of the French. According to this perfumer, Jean Claude Ellena, Parisians smell of chicken because of all the chicken they eat. Now the French, of which Paris is their capital city, are also lousy at fighting wars. Logic would dictate then that eating the flesh of the foul fowl is a major contributor to the propensity of the French to be girlymen.

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